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Loren
web and flash developer, cook/baker, wannabe makeup artist, possible future teacher, giggle extraordinaire, 1/4 of theedorks, want to hug a panda!, has a list of things to do in life, and hopeless romantic...[more]
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Sherlock Holmes [ more ]
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Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - by Stieg Larsson ... [ more ]
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"Live Laugh Love and Sing Proudly In Between... "
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blog archive Wednesday July 6, 2005 | Bad Pick-up Lines

Yeah, the party kinda sucked because there wasn’t any dancing, and the guys there were old, well, older than my friends and me. I felt kinda awkward there; out of place. Some of the pick-up lines were really pathetic. The best of the night were: *“Can we take a picture?” For us? “Of you.” No. *“Would you risk your life for my computer?”

What were these guys thinking?! We were supposed to get back at around 1:30am, but we didn’t get back until 3:00am because there was so much traffic on the FDR. Oh well. Grrr… this process of trying to find a job and getting credit is such a pain-in-the-butt. I got offered a job, but I needed a car, which I don’t have. And I can’t get a car without credit. And I can’t get a credit card because I don’t have a steady yearly income of like $14,000 because I don’t have a job, but only have a summer job. This Friday is another party. Apparently there are supposed to be models there… who knows? But what should I wear? What do you think?

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